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DEFINITION: v. intr., To say what you're thinking without thinking about what you're saying. n., A person who says whatever comes into their head, regardless of where is comes from, or where it's going.
Verboticisms
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Brainblurt
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: brain/blurt
Sentence: John's most recent brainblurt occurred at the last staff meeting when he told the boss that he was big fat a--hole.
Etymology: brain + blurt
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COMMENTS:
Cool word! :) - Dougalistic, 2008-01-18: 11:59:00
Earthy-great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:44:00
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Morogorrhea
Created by: Kazizzle
Pronunciation: more/aug/ore/eah
Sentence: Nick experienced a very serious case of morogorrhea when he spewed nasty rumors about the party host, only to realize he'd been talking to him all along.
Etymology: Moron - a person of borderline intelligence and Logorrhea - an excessive and often uncontrollable flow of words. Also, "rrhea" could be from "diarrhea", as in "verbal diarrhea".
Trousertalk
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: tr ow zur tawk
Sentence: his trousertalking got him into more trouble than his fingerwalking
Etymology: talking with your trousers.
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COMMENTS:
Very interesting word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:54:00
perhaps his trouble is that he gets trousered too often! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:59:00
Wow, what langeruage were his trousers speaking, Galwaywegian? - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:39:00
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Einstoner
Created by: Dougalistic
Pronunciation: Eyen-stone-er
Sentence: That guy is such a dofus. He comes over with his stupid hair and big glasses and ask's us what the meaning of life is then talks about how he wants to bang Mrs. Daws, the 84 year old ex pornstar. Like wtf man, he is such an Einstoner.
Etymology: Einstein - An iconic theoretical physicist who had a higher than average IQ and was thought to be a genius. Stoner - Somebody who smokes weed, but can also be used to describe somebody who is slow or dumb.
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COMMENTS:
love it! - galwaywegian, 2008-01-18: 07:25:00
very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:15:00
Great word; great sentence! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:45:00
Roared with laughter! What a throwback to the 50's and 60's! Good one! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 18:57:00
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Indiscreetin
Created by: Tigger
Pronunciation: /in-dis-kreet-in/
Sentence: When Joe asked that nice young lady if she wanted to sit on his lap and talk about the first thing that pops up, he showed what a total indiscreetin he truly is.
Etymology: indiscreet - lacking prudence, good judgment, or circumspection (from Latin, indiscretus "unseparated") + cretin - a stupid, obtuse, or mentally defective person (from French Alpine dialect, crestin, "a dwarfed and deformed idiot")
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COMMENTS:
Aother good word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:46:00
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Nonsensequitur
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: non/sence/kwi/tur
Sentence: Everything Chris uttered was a nonsensequitur. He decided his only option was to become a politician.
Etymology: nonsense + nonsequitur
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COMMENTS:
So very good! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:49:00
Fun word ... kind of cartoony loony, too! Thanks for the very nice rhyming remark today. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 19:04:00
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Blooople
Created by: metro1
Pronunciation: blew-pill
Sentence: I think she swallowed too many of my blooples and as a result became angry at me.
Etymology: Blooper + pill
Utternonsense
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: udder nonsens
Sentence: Kirk's idea of sweet-talking a new girl, was to whisper utternonsense in her ears...almost always without success.
Etymology: utter (say) & nonsense (foolishness)
Shitchat
Created by: Nimbulan
Pronunciation: /shit*chat/
Sentence: "A penny for your thoughts Mindy?" "Do you ever wonder why people that live on the bottom of the world just dont fall off?" "....A"
Etymology: Lets not elaborate on the first syllable. But emphasise the crude mindlessness of this persons affliction of speech.
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COMMENTS:
lol nice combo, sounds like 'chit-chat'! - Dougalistic, 2008-01-18: 11:58:00
I 've had many of them! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:56:00
I was hoping you'd explain why people don't fall off the bottom of the world, OzzieBob. - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:36:00
Chuckling... very expressive! - bananabender, 2008-01-19: 22:48:00
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Comments:
Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:39:00
Wow, what langeruage were his trousers speaking, Galwaywegian?
Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:40:00
Sorry, that comment was for Galwaywegian's word...